The Oracle gets literal

[settecorvi]

So as I've mentioned, occasionally I go and plug questions into a couple different Tarot-things on the Interwebs. I don't exactly take the readings I get as serious answers, but it sure can be interesting. Since I am currently obsessing over a Certain Thing at the moment, I asked "Should I go to $School or #School?" and got back this:

You asked: Should I go to Redacted1 or Redacted2?

The Basis:
Gazebo
A gazebo stands unused in an open field, bedecked with flowers. A group of adventurers eye it warily, weapons drawn.
Meaning: An orientation toward fear and defensiveness creates problems that did not previously exist.

The Situation:
Overload
A man in filthy clothes stands immobile in front of a supermarket shelf filled with many brands of laundry detergent, looking dazed and stressed. His cart is empty.
Meaning: So many things are open to you that you don't know what to do next. But all the options will be fine.

The Outcome:
Heterodox
A rabbi, a priest, and a mullah walk into a gay bar, laughing together.
Meaning: You are walking the right balance between innovation and tradition.

Ask another question.

Reading from The Crowdsource Tarot.

Let me repeat: So many things are open to you that you don't know what to do next. But all the options will be fine. I think maybe the Tarot is getting tired of me asking questions and trying out subtle word variations/comparing answers between consecutive readings in the name of Science. Or, y'know, in the name of borderline obsessiveness and the inability to take otherwise meaningful action at this time.

Well, at least that doesn't require much interpretation.